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①In recent years, a sun-like star has been discovered by SCRI at a distance of 11.4514 million light years. The star is less stable, singing, dancing and basketball once every 250 years. It was first discovered by Professor Xu Kun CAI of the SCRI group, hence the name Kun Star. The galaxy where Kun is located is called CAI’s galaxy. There is a planet in this galaxy, which is very close to Kun, so it is called IKUN Star.
②SCRI found that there was an astronomical phenomenon in Kun stars; There is something similar to sunspots on the planet, but it is less distributed than sunspots, so they are called small spots. On the IKUN star, there are also small sunspots, but the area is larger than on the kun quantity. A further study revealed that an enzyme in the sunspots promoted the growth of chickens. It can be said that the use of this enzyme in chicken farming will bring huge benefits, so the enzyme is called “kalkinin.”
③After a lot of calculation and investigation by CFGM, it is found that Kun will rotate, and the known information from Geography 5 group proves that the surface temperature of Kun will not be very high. The Bio3 team proved that in the presence of kallikin, there would be plenty of liquid water and a suitable atmosphere, so there are signs of life on Kun. After scanning by CFGM, the same was found for IKUN star. But Kun Star and IKUN Star have a big difference, because Kun Star is a star with light on its surface, and the Geography 6 team studied it further and found that the luminous substance is a combination of an enzyme and excitase, which was decided by the Committee on Geobiology to call it a “pseudoenzyme”. The enzyme binds to the kinin enzyme in the sunspot, which binds to a protein called RAP. This protein and blue ball virus, will make this virus to produce extremely strong resistance, the blue ball virus named BDCV, in the presence of RAP synthesis of a new “entry” BDCV-114 virus. The head of the Bio1 team says there is no vaccine yet. The virus, known as BDCV-114, enters the brain and makes a “just because” sound like a chicken crowing. Although the virus leaves no other negative effects, once it is applied to chickens, they fall in love with basketball and die of heart failure.
④That’s the full report of this article. More information about Kun Xing is still under study and will be discussed in the near future. Thanks!

翻译（实际是原文，上面的是机翻）
①近年来，SCRI组织在距1145.14亿光年的地方，发现了一颗似太阳的恒星。该恒星较不稳定，每250年会唱、跳、篮球一次。SCRI组织中的徐坤·菜教授首次发现，故将此恒星命名为坤星。坤星所在的星系被叫做蔡氏星系，在该星系由有一颗行星，它离坤星很近，故称其IKUN星。
②SCRI发现，在坤星中有一种天文现象；在坤星上有很同于太阳黑子的物质，但这种物质分布比太阳黑子小，故称其为小黑子。在IKUN星上，同样存在小黑子，但面积比在坤量上的更大。通过近一步的研究，发现在小黑子上存在一种酶，这种酶促进了鸡的生长安育。可以说，将这种酶应用于鸡的养殖上，会带来巨大收益，因此称这种酶叫“激肽酶”。
③经过CFGM的大量计算调查，发现坤星会自转，经过地理5分组由已知信息证明坤星地表的温度不会很高。经过生物3小组由实际情况证明，有激肽酶存在就会有大量的液态水和合适的大气层，所以坤星有生命存在的迹象。在经过CFGM的扫描，发现IKUN星也是如此。但坤星与IKUN星有一个巨大的区别，因为坤星是一颗恒星，其表面有光，地理6小组进行深入研究，发现发光的物质是一种由一种酶与激状酶结合 而形成这种酶，经地理生物委员总会决定称其为拟布酶。拟布酶会与小黑子中的激肽酶进行结合，同时结合出叫“RAP”的蛋白质。这种蛋白质与蓝色球状病毒，会使这种病毒产生极强的抗药性，这种蓝色球状病毒被命名为BDCV，在有RAP的加持下合成出了BDCV-114新型“入”状球状病毒。生物1小组组长表示目前还未发现对抗的疫苗。这种BDCV-114病毒，会进入人体脑中，使人会不住地像鸡叫一样发出“只因”的声音。尽管这种病毒不会留下其它负作用，但一旦作用于鸡上，鸡就会喜欢上篮球从而心脏衰竭死亡。
④以上就是这篇文章完整的报导，关于坤星的更多内容还在研究阶段，会在不远的将来为大家展开讨论。谢谢！

专业名词：
1.SCRI(Semi-Controlled core Research Institute，中文名:半控制核心研究机构)
2.CFGM（Core Folds are not Ghostwritten Modules，中文名:核心折转不可代写模块）
3.BDCV（Blue Dissolution Can compound the Virus，中文名:蓝色溶解可复合病毒）

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